There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by hand.
This virus is called Worm Overload Recreational Killer (WORK).
If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT.
This virus will wipe out your private life completely.
If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take 2 good friends to the nearest pub. Purchase the antidote known as Work Isolator Neutralizer Extractor (WINE).
The quickest acting WINE type is called Swift Hitting Infiltrator Remover All Zones (SHIRAZ) but this is only available for those who can afford it, the next best equivalent is Cheapest Available System Killer (CASK).
Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
Forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life. This virus is DEADLY (Destroys Every Available Decent Living Youngster).
Update 05 05 05: After extensive testing it has been concluded that Best Equivalent Extractor Remedy (BEER) may be substituted for WINE but may require a more generous application.