…who would want to be me right now!

Now before anyone goes off and worries, I am not about to go and swallow more Paracetamol that my lovely ex has dispensed in her professional career, but – as my granny would say – “for the love of the man that made the wee apples” – give a guy a break!

I was never destined for living easy life, or following the path of the many defined by what I have said here, but I have lived a very noble life following my heart in everything I have done, listening most of the time, learning all of the time and working very very hard to get to a point where I have few regrets on where I have been, what I have done and where it has all got me today! Yes, everyone works very very hard, but not everyone takes the risk of absolute failure, which comes with a whole new state of mind to deal with.

I rest very firmly in the hands of fate which will decide what in store for me these days, and am happy that I have fulfilled all (well almost all – the next bit requires a wife!) that I wanted to do by the time I was 30!

However, there comes a point where you have bared enough of your soul, taken all the pride beatings you can, and just about sold all your confidence on eBay, not to mention taken on a University Degree in Law; which when on you want to whole world to fuck off!

There may be limited few who know what I am talking about, there will be many who will have just about the amount of knowledge I want them to have and a few that will ask what in the blue fuck I am on about!

… but for those “jobworths” who’s job it is to fuck people like me over with as much thought as it takes to send an email, send a fax, or lift the phone, I do sincerely hope that there comes a time you regret it, not in a nasty way, just that there come a time when you realise this is a people driven work, and without those taking risk – YOU DON’T HAVE A JOB!

An idea is nothing if you’re not going to get off your arse and do something about it; you “jobworths” are nothing more than Dilbert’s!

My advice: Sort it before realisation takes over, as realisation will kick the shit out of you! Start giving a shit, because you will need someone to give a shit one day!

My saving grace is that I can find humour in everything!