- Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, “I think I’ll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?”
- Who was the first person to say, “See that chicken there… I’m gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it’s bum.
- Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn thetoast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
- Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
- Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don’t point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?
- Why does your Obstetrician, Gynecologist leave the room when you getundressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
- Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream??
- If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? (This one kills me!!!!)
- If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables,then what is baby oil made from?
- If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
- Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? Stop singing and read on . . . . . .. . . . .
- Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
- Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog’s face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
- Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster